El Arroyo Toilet Paper Roll

$6.50
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10 in stock

Store pickup available 499 Piermont Ave, Piermont, NY

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Description

El Arroyo's toilet paper, featuring some of their ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!  3-ply rolls of novelty toilet paper Sold individually.

  • 3-ply paper
  • Printed with safe-to-use inks
  • Septic tank-safe
  • Each roll individually shrink wrapped
  • Case pack: 12

Featured Signs:

  • "I WAS STARTLED BY A LOUD FART... I WAS FARTLED"
  • "DON'T BE A TURD TODAY"
  • " SMILE LIKE YOU FARTED"
  • "POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO"
  • "WHOEVER DECIDED FARTS ARE EMBARRASSING REALLY RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US"
  • "YOUR BODY IS JUST A POOP GUN AND EATING IS RELOADING"
  • "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU CAN'T TRUST A FART"
  • "THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT U CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE"
Shipping

All orders usually shipped within 2 days.