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ModestMix Teas - Wake the Fuck Up

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Rich black tea with elderberries get your fine ass energized! You’re a fucking winner! Drink this badass tea. Kick life in the face. High fucking five.

Pair with our For Fucks Sake jumbo mug to complete your gift! (mug sold separately)

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*INDIA BLACK TEA
*ASSAM BREAKFAST BLEND BLACK TEA
*BLACK ELDERBERRIES
Caffeinated – *organic

wildcrafted

recyclable packaging

2oz (20 cups per bag)

caffeinated

handcrafted made in the usa.


All Orders are shipped within two business days.

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